I'm Sarah. I'm 27 years old, 5'9" and weigh more than I should. I'm changing that and documenting it here.Ahahahaaaa I’m dying. Going back again this weekend for a speedrun.
GET THAT SHIT ON VIDEO, SON
SARAH! LEMME LOVE YOU!
YES. YOU MAY LOVE ME. I AM ACCEPTING LOVE AS WE SPEAK.
fightblr asked: I wish to see your reaction gif for the giant burrito.
[Seriously though followers, if you don’t like mexican food we can’t be friends.]
Shit. Fuck! New followers, hi! I wasn’t ignoring you, I’m sorry! I’ve been lazy about Tumblr lately and only checking on my phone and that’s pretty crap about telling you that you have new followers. (And messages, but I didn’t get any of those anyway so it doesn’t matter for the purposes of this particular apology).
As promised, terrene is hosting its very first giveaway! Read on for your chance to win one of three unisex vegan leather quartz point necklaces from terrene.
How to win:
Follow terrene on Tumblr, re-blog this post (photo AND text) and make sure your ASK box is open so I can contact you!
Yes, I will ship internationally, too!
Giveaway will end June 21, 2013 (happy summer solstice!)
Thank you for the continued support! Namaste, friends, and good luck!
!!! Did anyone else love the Super Mario Brothers movie as a kid? Because I would have killed someone for one of these. Actually. Killed.
I started taking melatonin to regulate my sleep cycle, and one of the side effects is that you have crazy vivid dreams.
I had a nightmare that I started a family with Benadryl Cucumbersplotch and woke up screaming. Now my sleep cycle is regulated, in that I never ever want to fall asleep ever again.
Thanks for tagging me, Holly!
THE RULES
1. Always Post the Rules
2. Answer the questions the person tagged you and write 11 new ones
3. Tag 11 new people and link them to the post
4. Let them know you tagged them
Your questions:
1. How would you sum up your high school experience?
HELL. ON. EARTH. Which I imagine is quite a common thing to hear on tumblr. But when I say ‘hell on earth’, I don’t mean ‘some kids were mean to me one time’. I mean ‘a group of boys attempted to douse me in flammable liquid and set me on fire’ and that that wasn’t even a particularly bad day. Also I was still in high school when I had my first complete nervous breakdown. It was ace.
2. What’s one thing you wish you knew how to do?
Be happy. Be motivated. Be kind. (Oops, that’s three things. But I feel like if I were any one of those three things I could probably make a solid effort at achieving the other two).
3. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be?
PUG DOG. (Always the pug, but if we’re going loopy-fun here then a baby elephant that stays baby-sized and cleans up after itself because CAN YOU THINK OF ANYTHING CUTER?)
4. What’s more important to you, friends or family?
Friends are the family you choose.
5. What is the next thing you are looking to buy?
Hahaha, I have NO MONEY. If I had all the money though I would buy MOAR WINE. And then think about all the other things I want.
6. Do you drive?
I do! My car’s name is Pippin, and fuckers have dented his poor little panels (I’m responsible for the scrape on his butt though. Sorry Pip).
7. Furthest from home you have ever been?
I think of all the places I’ve been, London is geographically furthest from Melbourne.
8. Candy or Chocolate?
I am actually not that into candy or chocolate. But I’m more into chocolate than candy. But dark chocolate. Gimme that 70% cocoa or better.
9. tv shows or movies?
Depends on the show or movie! And if I can marathon them, that’s always a good thing. Things I am currently enjoying are Hannibal (I WILL CUT A BITCH AND THEN EAT THE PARTS IF THIS SHOW GETS CANCELLED) and I’m starting to really sour on Game of Thrones. Thanks for fucking that up, pigdog writers. I want to see Iron Man 3.
10. What is your favourite genre of music?
Jazz, but I get in moods when I want ALL THE OTHER GENRES TOO. I am literally that “I listen to all kinds of music” person. And I do. Let me show you my chanting monks.
11. Did you enjoy my questions? :D
I did! I wish there were more! (Can you tell I should be doing homework instead of tumblr?)
I already wrote questions and tagged people and I am too lazy to do it again, so anyone reading this should DO IT, and use the questions I asked earlier (that only one person answered).
1. If you could choose any film to be your life, which film would it be?
2. Who is your hero, and why?
3. Tell us all how to seduce you. (I know that’s not a question— the question is, WILL any of us seduce you?)
4. If you had the chance to ethically consume human flesh, would you?
5. Your house in on fire. What do you rescue? (Assume your family and pets made it out already.)
6. If you could ban one thing in the world for the rest of eternity, what would it be?
7. What’s your Very Mild Superpower?
8. You’re trapped in a room with the three people you hate most in the world, and only have enough time to punch one of them in the face. Which one do you choose, and why them over the other two?
9. Do your followers know your name and birthday? (Tell us anyway!)
10. Which is worse, doing the dishes or hanging out the laundry?
11. What is the most illegal thing you’ve ever done?
For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
This speaks to me
What ingredients does it take to make you?
Sarah is made of poison, lemon, and reclusive. With a dash of Twitter. Apart from the Twitter bit, hilariously accurate!Chris is made of foxes, sugar, and soil. With a dash of Mercedes.
Jacque is made of tea, laughs, and partnership. With a dash of ramen.
Kat is made of loyalty, Trance, and dullness. With a dash of cuddles.
Jacqueline is made of skulls, creativity, and kindness. With a dash of T-Rex.
Jamie is made of salads, puppies, and lightning. With a dash of karaoke.
Britney is made of hammers, tired, and earthquakes. With a dash of the North. Accurate.
Jennie is made of Metal, family, and desperation. With a dash of flamethrowers.
Jess is made of hopes, poison, and leadership. With a dash of foreveralone.
That’s comforting…
Marissa is made of cherries, flowers, and gullibility. With a dash of the South.
(Source: cottoncandyflufftier)
